Honouring Small Things: Smallest Manhood Contest Holds In New York Bar

Life, they say, is about learning to appreciate the
small things.
For proof, look no further than the first-ever
“Smallest man-hood Contest” at King’s County Bar
in Brooklyn, New York, on July 20.
According to a Craigslist ad seeking “less endowed
men” to prove that “good things can come in small
packages,” the contest will be “pageant style” and
involve “talent, evening wear, and swimsuit
elements.”
And this won’t be just another pissing contest,
either. As the Village Voice notes, winners will be
selected by a “small members expert panel.”
Entrants must be 21 or older and must be present
the day of the contest (no photos or remote entries)
, the ad states. They also “should be comfortable
getting hosed down while wearing only skimpy
underwear.”
Competitors scheming to get ahead with a Borat-
style man thong (or worse), take note: Promoters
will level the playing field by handing out
standard-issue undies for all contestants to wear.
According to Gothamist, the victor will receive a
crown, the dubious title of “2013 Smallest man-
hood in Brooklyn” and a cash prize, which —
should the winner choose — can be donated to
charity.
Presumably there will be no large trophies.
The Huffington Post reached out the bar for
comment but did not receive an immediate
response.
A similar contest, held online by a Danish er*tica
website, hopes to raise awareness of what it says
should not be a sensitive subject.
“It’s incredible how the media has frightened
people from showing themselves as they are,”
Morten Fabricius, the website’s owner, told the
Agence France-Presse.