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So I got this interesting mail from a reader and decided to share.It is not just funny,but hilarious (atleast to me)..I hope you all identify with her plight...its pretty descriptive... Read Below.. Hello people, my name is Tobi and I am jobless...lol. Ok let me explain this ‘jobless’ thing to you. I graduated from uni last year September and instead of going straight for NYSC, I stupidly decided to go into acting for while just to get a proper stand and know how the industry works; even though I have done a couple of movies back in uni. This decision has turned out to be the most time wasting decision ever.  I knew ‘Nollywood’ wasn’t an easy industry to break into, but I still decided to go all out to make it work for me by going through with my silly little plan and it back fired, making me jobless. I set out with the idea of going from one location to another; shooting and having fun with what I studied and also have passion for but, chaiiii, I don suffer. ...

I have been dating my boyfriend for 6months now. We have been good friends for almost 4yrs b4 we stared dating. We are very much in love. We both graduated from schl a while back and he got a job while we r awaiting nysc. He is the one that's bn taking care of his own finances evn on campus. He is quite hardworking too and takes care of some of his siblings. I understand perfectly, and I try not to make demands at all. I'm quite comfortable. The problem is, my bf is always edgy and touchy when he is broke. We don't stay around each other, but I try to spend a weekend hanging out with him evry month since we left schl. Even when we are just communicating on phone, I know when he is broke. Its always bad. Attimes he just ignores me or passes a comment that's really depressing. When he comes around, he always aplogizes and returns to his sweet and loving self. At those times when he is broke, he won't take anytin from me or allow me help him out...

A man was arrested, charged, convicted, and jailed on assault related charges after burning his wife’s body because she was too beautiful, according to court proceedings in Kenya. The Kenyan man burned his wife for being too beautiful after being married for over two years. Scroll down for video: John told a Kenyan court that he abused his wife because she cheated on him on several occasions, a charge Janet denied saying that it was he who broke the marriage vows with his infidelity. John also told the court that his wife found men because she is too beautiful. The victim of domestic violence, Janet Mwihaki, a citizen of Kenya met her fate after giving birth to their third child. Mwihaki said that her husband began to change after the birth of their third child. Janet then decided to separate from her husband. After a year of separation, Janet returned to Nairobi to work as a trader. One night, John burned his wife’s face, hands and breasts, disfiguring her. Poli...

Ghanaian Bishop Isaac Owusu Bempah, Founder and Leader of the Glorious Word Power Ministries International, has labeled two of Nigeria's celebrated pastors as partners in winning souls for the devil. In the words of the controversial Owusu Bempah,the founding President of Believers' LoveWorld Incorporated, also known as "Christ Embassy", Dr Christian Oyakhilome (popularly known as "Pastor Chris") and General Overseer of The Synagogue Church of All Nations (SCOAN), Prophet Temitope Balogun (aka TB) Joshua, are not "true men of God", but leaders of occults, winning souls for the devil.This claim, according to Owusu-Bempah, is based on God's revelation to him in a vision as well as his own analysis of the scripture, works and conduct of the two popular heads of two religious organisations in Africa. Owusu-Bempah said he once heard Pastor Chris saying he saw nothing wrong with homosexuality and lesbianism, and wondered...

18yrs Old Girl Invents Device That Can Charge   Phone Battery In Just 20 Seconds A California teen has attracted the attention of tech giants Google for her potentially revolutionary invention which charges a phone in 20 seconds flat. The super-fast charging device has been dubbed a super capacitor by 18-year-old Esha Khare, of Saratoga - as she took home $50,000 from the Intel International Science and Engineering Fair, which took placein Phoenix this week. The device will make waiting hours for a phone to charge a thing of the past and the gizmo packs more energy into a smaller space than traditional phone batteries and holds the charge for longer. Eesha Khare, 18, of Saratoga, Calif.,received the Intel Foundation Young Scientist Award of $ 50,000 for the invention of a tiny energy-storage device With great power: The supercapacitor is flexible and tiny,and is able to handle 10,000 recharge cycles, more than normal batteries by a fa...

1. Without quality time, your relationship will not survive. Carve out at least half an hour a night, and at least one day a month when you the two of you spend time exclusively together. 2. You will both need security, comfort. A good relationship is built on compromise and a great deal of give and take on both sides. 3. Keep your dependence and independence in balance. Tell and show your partner how much you need him, but don't cling, as that can make your partner feel trapped. 4. Encourage him to listen to you, by showing appreciation when he does. By the same token, show interest when he talks to you. Be aware that most men aren't mentally programmed for conversation in the way women are. They need more silence and internal time. 5. Make him appreciate you. Don't wait for a spontaneous compliment, but say something good about yourself and ask for his agreement. 6. Teach him, preferably early in your relationship, exactly how to give you a fail-...